meladoodle:

[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….

(via encourage)

babelien7:

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

(via encourage)

davidbowietookmybaby:

Season 1 of cutthroat kitchen: “here’s a sabotage that lets you take away an opponents cheese”
Current season of cutthroat kitchen: “see this Barbie dream house? You have to make all of your food in barbie’s kitchen, but if she catches you she’ll call the cops”

(via heart)